May 2013
2 posts
Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE....
The original post only has US helplines. I've added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.
Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386
Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000
Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253
Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453
UK Helplines:
Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org
Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111
Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk
Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk
b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk
b-eat youthline (for under 25's with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)
Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk
Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600
Drinkline: 0800 9178282
Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk
Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight
April 2013
4 posts
Basic school day
me: i hate all of you
me: stop screaming you saw your friend yesterday
me: holy fuck walk faster
me: get smarter idiot
me: maybe if i hit my head on my desk enough times i'll die
pizzoner:
awesomehappycow:
rachelisaflameprincess:
terms for penis you should notuse in fics:
love stick
doinker
schlong
wankie
ding dong
100% all-beef thermometer
bologna pony
stinky pickle
magic wand
divine rod
love muscle
power drill
captain winky
yogurt slinger
DNA rifle
I DONT KNOW WHICH IS BEST
You forgot no no carrot..
no no carrot
I prefer bulging bratwurst,...
March 2013
48 posts
Purple Day for Epilepsy Awarness
Hello Tumblrs. Tomorrow is International Purple Day for Epilepsy Awareness. Wear something purple, because it’s either already touched your life, or it WILL. Because Epilepsy and Seizure Disorder affects 90% of the world’s population, though many people go undiagnosed.
PLEASE reblog and spread the word, because if we can’t find a cure, at least we can stand together in...
fictionalfix:
the best part of The Great Game is when John tells Sherlock that knowledge of the solar system is primary school material because in America primary school is essentially elementary school so it’s basically Watson telling Holmes something is elementary
Right!
It's google street view without the boring bits. →
marielikestodraw:
devildoll:
drinkmasturbatecry:
theoppositeoflamp:
gunslingerannie:
sassysharpshooter:
myantiquehabibi:
hereforpizza:
emmugh:
The Secret Door could take you anywhere in the world. Only unlike completely randomised websites that drop you in the middle of the Australian outback, it’s likely to take you somewhere really, really cool.
it took me to the horizon of a...
lily-dev-93:
Finished watching episode 3 of Person of Interest
Ended up making dying hippo noises because REEEEESE
Sh*t Tumblr Says....
Reblog this if your avatar is a perfect person, they say. My avatar is Amy fucking Pond. Put that in your back pocket and smoke it.
inheritanceofgeek:
hipsterinatardis:
fionapondwilliams:
ctrlaltderezz:
mara-the-mara:
Plot twist: The Doctor’s name is revealed to be the Gallifreyan word for “who” or “who am I.”
holy crap this is so awesome
Plot twist: “Who am I” in Gallifreyan is pronounced Jean Valjean
Did… did the Les Mis fandom take over a Doctor Who post?
“AND I’M JAVERRRT!” Cries the Master.
YES….
hornswaggler:
One of my friends is trying to explain an idea for this book they have and when explaining the female lead he literally ends with
“She’s his wife…who becomes his wife.”
And the first thing I thought was ‘sounds like a Doctor Who episode.’
Oh Nikolas.
Right?
“I was raped by four men in one evening. I got drunk and tried to say no. What...”
– Anonymous comment left on the CNN petition demanding they apologize for sympathizing with the Steubenville rapists (via moniquebella)
Societal expectations of sex don't make any sense
fictionaladyfeels:
salmiakkivodka:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
#i’m not saying its aliens #but
senorpond:
when you wake up angry in the morning and somebody says “you must have got up out of the wrong side of the bed”
excuse me
my bed is up against the wall it isn’t my fault that i can only get out one side you motherfucker
kittentoob.com →
the-lonely-scottish-guy:
technicolor-symbiont:
stereo-symbiosis:
remember when you were younger and getting socks or pajamas for christmas was like the worst most boring present ever, but now it’s like
aww yiss motherfucking socks that’s right bitches i got fucking SOCKS get on my feet right now
And in that moment I swear we were Dobby.
We accept the socks we think we deserve.
icelikelollies:
you know what’s weird
hair
like it can’t be cold or warm hair
when you touch it its just
hair temperature
walmartvevo:
we must be swift as the
with all the force of a
with all the strength of a
mysterious as
