The US version of Harry Potter is surprisingly short.
I’ve been laughing at this for like half an hour cause when Harry fires the gun it looks like he’s saying “BAM!”
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rachelisaflameprincess:terms for penis you should notuse in fics:
- love stick
- ding dong
- 100% all-beef thermometer
- bologna pony
- stinky pickle
- magic wand
- divine rod
- love muscle
- power drill
- captain winky
- yogurt slinger
- DNA rifle
I DONT KNOW WHICH IS BEST
You forgot no no carrot..
no no carrot
I prefer bulging bratwurst, actually…
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”Venus” dress by Christian Dior, 1949
Gray silk net embroidered with feather-shaped opalescent sequins, rhinestones, simulated pearls, and paillettes.
This extraordinary ball gown by Christian Dior, of foggy gray silk tulle, arrayed with an overlay of scallop-shaped petals, is called “Venus.” The bodice and shell forms of its skirt are embellished with nacreous paillettes and sequins, iridescent seed beads, aurora-borealis crystals, and pearls. The glittering overskirt and train adumbrate both the seashell motif and the crescent wave patterns of Botticelli’s Venus. Dior is best known for his revival of the wasp-waisted silhouette seen here. His celebrated first collection of 1947 was dubbed the “New Look” by the influential American editor Carmel Snow, because the corseted, full-bosomed, and hourglass shaping had not been seen for decades. In fact, the “New Look” was an old look revived. After the deprivations of World War II, Dior believed that the survival of the haute couture relied on its ability to restore fantasy and luxury to women’s wardrobes. The fragile effects of this gown, which merges Second Empire romanticism with the classical iconography of ideal and eternal beauty, recall Dior’s belief that “fashion comes from a dream.”
Hello Tumblrs. Tomorrow is International Purple Day for Epilepsy Awareness. Wear something purple, because it’s either already touched your life, or it WILL. Because Epilepsy and Seizure Disorder affects 90% of the world’s population, though many people go undiagnosed.
PLEASE reblog and spread the word, because if we can’t find a cure, at least we can stand together in solidarity.
the best part of The Great Game is when John tells Sherlock that knowledge of the solar system is primary school material because in America primary school is essentially elementary school so it’s basically Watson telling Holmes something is elementary